||[Jun. 17th, 2005|01:50 am]
All Hail King Richard!
|||||I'm watching TV, gotta love the Richard-Powered laptop!||]|
Question teh 1: WHO do you believe Richard to be?
- Quite simply Richard is my sole reason for living. A world without Richard would not be a world at all!
Question teh 2: WHAT would Richard do? WWRD?
- Richard would don a pink tutu and smite my enemies for me and then make me a coffee. Oh wait, that's my secret little fantasy.
Question teh 3: WHERE do you touch yourself when you think of Richard?
- You know that space between your toes? Yeah... Not there.
Question teh 4: WHEN did you get your calling to Richard, i.e. learn of the majesty that is Richard.
- The minute I actually had a conversation with Richard and realized that he wasn't a pretentious asshole. Oh wait, he is. I just learned to love him for it.
Question teh 5: WHY do you read Richard's LiveJournal?
- Because it provides me with a key to THE WAY. It is my bible. It provides me with a guide of how to live my life. Without Richard's LiveJournal I would be a lost
lamb frog velociraptor primate of the human persuasion!
Question teh 6: HOW does knowing Richard make your life better?
- Just basking in Richard's sexy glow leads me to lead a sexier lifestyle! Excuse me, I must go stick my tongue in someone's mouth now. Duty calls!